Lyrics

I, man, am regal a German am I  
Never odd or even  
If I had a hi-fi  
Madam, I'm Adam  
Too hot to hoot  
No lemons, no melon  
Too bad I hid a boot  
Lisa Bonet ate no basil  
Warsaw was raw  
Was it a car or a cat I saw?  
  
Rise to vote, sir  
Do geese see God?  
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod  
Rats live on no evil star  
Won't lovers revolt now?  
Race fast, safe car  
Pa's a sap  
Ma is as selfless as I am  
May a moody baby doom a yam?  
  
Ah, Satan sees Natasha  
No devil lived on  
Lonely Tylenol  
Not a banana baton  
No "x" in "Nixon"  
O, stone, be not so  
O Geronimo, no minor ego  
"Naomi," I moan  
"A Toyota's a Toyota"  
A dog, a panic in a pagoda  
  
Oh no! Don Ho!  
Nurse, I spy gypsies run!  
Senile felines  
Now I see bees I won  
UFO tofu  
We panic in a pew  
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo  
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!  
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

Song details

Artist: Weird Al Yankovic