billericay dickie

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good evening, i'm from essex, in case you couldn't tell, my given name is dickie, i come from billericay, and i'm doing very well, had a love affair with nina, in the back of my cortina, a seasoned-up hyena, could not have been more obscener, she took me to the cleaners, and other misdemeanours, but i got right up between her, rum and her ribena, well, you ask joyce and vicky, if candy-floss is sticky, i'm not a blinking thicky, i'm billericay dickie, and i'm doing very well, i bought a lot of brandy, when i was courting sandy, took eight to make her randy, and all i had was shandy, another thing with sandy, what often came in handy, was passing her a mandy, she didn't half go bandy, so, you ask joyce and vicky, if i ever took the mickey, i'm not a flipping thicky, i'm billericay dickie, and i'm doing very well, i'd rendez-vous with janet, quite near the isle of thanet, she looked more like a gannet, she wasn't half a prannet, her mother tried to ban it, her father helped me plan it, and when i captured janet, she bruised her pomegranate, oh, you ask joyce and vicky, if i ever shaped up tricky, i'm not a blooming thicky, i'm billericay dickie, and i'm doing very well, you should never hold a candle, if you don't know where it's been, the jackpot is in the handle, on a normal fruit machine, so, you ask joyce and vicky, who's their favourite brickie, i'm not a common thicky, i'm billericay dickie, and i'm doing very well, i know a lovely old toe-rag, obliging and noblesse, kindly, charming shag from shoeburyness, my given name is dickie, i come from billericay, i thought you'd never guess, so, you ask joyce and vicky, a pair of squeaky chickies, i'm not a flaming thicky, i'm billericay dicky, and i'm doing very well, oh golly, oh gosh, come and lie on the couch, with a nice bit of posh, from burnham-on-crouch, my given name is dickie, i come from billericay, and i ain't a slouch, so, you ask joyce and vicky, about billericay dickie, i ain't an effing thicky, you ask joyce and vicky, i'm doing very well