agency man

Lyrics

sell us a president, agency man, smiling big brother, stern father perhaps, sell us a president, agency man, a gay smiling nothing we know never craps, let's try california, we'll get a smilin' nazi, and march him right on through, rent a baby, kiss a baby, ladies in for tea, and here's a bunch of speeches, we'll toss 'em in for free, sell us a president, agency man, smiling big brother, stern father perhaps, sell us a president, agency man, a gay smiling nothing we know never craps, we'll sell him in the movies, on the tube throughout the year, we'll sell him by the buckets, to the okies drinking beer, we'll teach him how to walk and talk, we'll putty up his chin, we'll print his picture everywhere, of course the schmuck will win, from the heart of old death valley, to the ruling of our land, a simple trick, you simple pigs, just the way we planned