A Souvenir Of London

Lyrics

Bought a souvenir in London  
Got to hide it from my mom  
Can't declare it at the Customs  
But I'll have to take it home  
Tried to keep it confidential  
But the news is leaking out  
Got a souvenir in London  
There's a lot of it about  
  
Yes, I found a bit of London  
I'd like to lose it quick  
Got to show it to my doctor  
Cause it isn't going to shrink  
Want to keep it confidential  
But the truth is leaking out  
Got a souvenir in London  
There's a lot of it about