50 Ways To Say Goodbye

Lyrics

My heart is paralyzed  
My head was over sized  
I'll take the high road like I should  
You said it's meant to be  
That it's not you, it's me  
You're leaving now for my own good  
  
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say  
  
She went down in an airplane  
Fried getting suntan  
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand  
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!  
She met a shark under water  
Fell and no one caught her  
I returned everything I ever bought her  
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies  
And ways to say you died  
  
My pride still feels the sting  
You were my everything  
Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours)  
She'll think I'm Superman  
Not super minivan  
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?  
  
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say  
  
She was caught in a mudslide  
Eaten by a lion  
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion  
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!  
She dried up in the desert  
Drown in a hot tub  
Danced to death at an east side night club  
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies  
And ways to say you died  
  
I wanna live a thousand lives with you  
I wanna be the one you're dying to  
Love, but you don't want to  
  
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say  
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say  
  
She went down in an airplane  
Fried getting suntan  
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand  
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!  
She met a shark under water  
Fell and no one caught her  
I returned everything I ever bought her  
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies  
  
She was caught in a mudslide  
Eaten by a lion  
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion  
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!  
She dried up in the desert  
Drown in a hot tub  
Danced to death at an east-side night club  
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies  
And ways to say goodboy