zittly van zittles

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well, i had myself a girlfrield, for almost two whole years, we had no secrets, we had no fears, there was nothing we wouldn't do, when we were in the sack, she'd even pop the zit on my back, but one night i was out cheating, after i drank a few, she caught me red handed, and said we're through, now she's got a new boyfriend, it nearly gave me a heart attack, 'cuz who's gonna pop this zit on my back?, well i got a pimple and i don't know why, it keeps growing in the same place, i can't reach it with my left or right hand, i wish it was on my face, it's four days old, and it hurts so bad, but it's ready for a squeeze, won't somebody pop it for me please?, i'll give you ten dollars, if you're a girl in this lonely world, and you're looking for a guy, i'll never cheat again, i promise, that's no lie, there's only one thing i ask of you, could we name our first child zak?, oh, one more thing, please pop this zit on my back, i'm dying here!, a pimple ay-hee, a pop-a-doodly-doo, squirt heedly-hoo, well i'm sitting alone by the phone, and no one seems to call, i try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall, well that don't work, so i look around, and find a big shiny thumb-tack, put it on the floor, lay down, pop the zit on my back