Lyrics

I'm not cocky  
I just love myself, bitch  
  
Mirror mirror on the wall  
Who's the fliest bitch of them all?  
Never mind, I am  
That bitch is so fucking pretty  
Yeah I am  
If I were her, I would kiss me (muah!)  
Hey  
  
Mirror mirror on the wall  
Hit up Prince Charming, tell him give me a call  
Never mind, screw him  
'Cause I found somebody better  
Never mind, screw him  
I make myself so much wetter (wetter, wetter)  
  
Everyday I see myself  
I love me even more (it's me I adore)  
Ain't nobody got shit on me  
I'm the best for sure (I should be l'amour)  
  
V is for Vanity  
Every time I look at me  
I turn myself on yeah  
I turn myself on yeah  
V is for Vanity (what)  
Thank you Mum and Daddy 'cause  
I turn myself on yeah (yeah)  
I turn myself on  
  
Get into it  
  
Mirror mirror on the wall  
Who's the sexiest of them all?  
Never mind I am (I am)  
Oh, she's so hot and sexy  
Yeah I am (that's right)  
No-no-no wonder she's cocky, ow, huh  
  
Mirror mirror on the wall  
They call me stuck up, but I'm not at all  
Never mind, I am (I am)  
It's not my fault I'm the shit  
Yeah I am  
I am, and I'm a bad ass bitch, hey  
  
Everyday I see myself  
I love me even more (it's me I adore)  
Ain't nobody got shit on me  
I'm the best for sure (are you ready for me?)  
  
V is for Vanity (yeah)  
Every time I look at me  
I turn myself on yeah  
I turn myself on yeah  
V is for Vanity  
Thank you Mum and Daddy cause  
I turn myself on yeah (yeah)  
I turn myself on yeah  
  
Get into it  
  
No regrets (no regrets)  
Get into it  
No apologies (no apologies)  
And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch  
  
All the girls say  
Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what  
All the boys say  
Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what  
All the girls say  
Yeah we're vain, so what, so what  
Everybody say  
Yeah we're vain, so what, and what  
Whoa  
  
V is for Vanity (yeah)  
Every time I look at me  
I turn myself on yeah  
I turn myself on yeah (yeah what)  
V is for Vanity (Hey)  
Thank you Mum and Daddy 'cause  
I turn myself on yeah (that's right)  
I turn myself on  
  
Get into it  
  
If the shoe fits (fits)  
Wear a bitch (bitch)  
If the shoe fits (fits)  
Wear a bitch (bitch)  
If the shoe fits (fits)  
Wear a bitch (bitch)  
Read my lips, muah  
I'm a vain bitch, hey  
  
Hey yeah  
Got nothing on us  
'Til you love yourself  
And if they don't like it, tell em  
Get in line  
And kiss your ass bitch  
  
Love you baby, au revoir  
That's right, let's go out like this  
  
Mirror mirror on the wall  
Who's the fliest of them all?  
It's me, bow down, get on your knees  
  
Where's my queens?  
Who ain't supreme?  
Let me hear you scream  
Whoa, oh  
  
And they make you see lips on  
Going strong  
Let us not forget  
Who owns the throne?  
(You do mommy)

Song details

Artist: Christina Aguilera