toasted

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, last night i tried.but i couldn't drive, 'cause i was toasted, i'm toasted, last night i tried.but i couldn't drive, 'cause i was toasted, i'm toasted, i'm in this thang, been twisted and curled, about the earl, they call me e for everything, even the most interesting man in the world, i live in the bay with the crabs in the barrel, the sea lions and sharks, where it's colder than an ice pack, colder than a hooker's heart, girl scout cookies and cherry pie, we spark tree, clear liquor and dark, i'm married to the bay, 'til death do us apart, i'm timeless and i'm ageless, get over it, i have the beats that slap, i could have my name written all over it, right now, i'm whooped, hammered and toasted, outta my character, outta my mind, hooked on this broccoli and this burgundy rossi wine, cooked, hella burnt, throwed in the head, fried, look, hella turnt, turnin' donuts in my ride, leaving skid marks with my tires, making bowties, infinity signs, figure-8s, running through stop signs, i'm never on time, i'm always late, 24-hour grind, i'm a different kind, won't hesitate to bust you with my nine, biatch!, last night i tried.but i couldn't drive, 'cause i was toasted, i'm toasted, last night i tried.but i couldn't drive, 'cause i was toasted, i'm toasted, don't drink and drive, crashin' whips, duis, get your ass kicked, you think you hot, driving fast as shit?, it was suicide when you smashed it, i got a bad bitch, we hella drunk, she cute as fuck with a big ol' dunk, i told her that's what i want, so we left the party on one, we in the parking lot, having sex, me and this sexy bitch, fuckin' in the car, we both extra lit, in the backseat, look like we wrestlin', i'm too drunk to drive, might crash the car, so i'mma keep fuckin' this nasty broad, it ain't over 'til i'm sober, had to start the bitch up, then i drove her, last night i tried.but i couldn't drive, 'cause i was toasted, i'm toasted, last night i tried.but i couldn't drive, 'cause i was toasted, i'm toasted, now, i glow like neon, but i don't drive a neon, i'm cold like freon, but i'm far from a peon, them bay boys they some patients, experts in psychological manipulation, he square as a piece of tile, i'm gamed up, do your homework, check my g file, he an algae, he a fungus, he a mold, i'm a boss, put the president on hold, niggas don't want you around 'em like poison ivy, you play too much, take life too lightly, i stay tough, rebound if i must, mini ak bust, finger on the clutch, in the clutch, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, threw some t-shirts with airbrush, flowers and caskets, that's enough, it's sick out here, times is tough, don't bother while i'm loaded, get my money posted, blowing my buzz when i'm drinking, getting toasted, biatch!, last night i tried.but i couldn't drive, 'cause i was toasted, i'm toasted, last night i tried.but i couldn't drive, 'cause i was toasted, i'm toasted