Lyrics

If you got the balls then come on me te mano  
If you got the balls then come on me te mano  
  
Frenchie cordero goes down to hells kitchen  
To sell the irish some weed  
Well this patty boy's mama was on the stoop  
Starts bitching about spics is a mongo breed  
Now here comes her son, he looks like a ton  
Of cornbeef floating in beer, and he says...  
Fucking puerto rican dope dealing punk  
Get your shit brown ass out of here yeah  
  
He says fucking puerto rican dope dealing punk  
Get your shit brown ass out of here yeah  
  
Well these shanty town irish beat his ass good  
And fractured his collar bone  
Conio, all I was thinking, what home of the brave?  
It's a fucking war zone  
  
If you got the balls then come on me te mano  
If you got cohones come on me te mano  
If you got the balls then come on me te mano  
If you got cohones come on me te mano

Song details

Artist: Paul Simon