the chanukah song, part 4

Lyrics

put on your yarmulke, here comes chanukah, so much fun-ukah to celebrate chanukah, chanukkah is the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights, when you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree, here's the fourth list of people who are jewish, just like jesus, olaf, punky brewster, scott rudin and me!, joseph gordon-levitt enjoys eating kugel, so does stan lee, jake gyllenhaal, and the two guys who founded google, adam levine wears a jewish star, so does drake and seth rogen, goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from hulk hogan, we got scarlett johansson, talk about a kosher crush, and if you need a higher voice to turn you on, how about geddy lee from rush?, we may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk, but we also don't have polio, thanks to dr. jonas salk, put on your yarmulke, it's time for chanukah, harry potter and his magic wand-ukah, celebrate chanukah, jared from subway: god dammit, a jew, but guess who's jewish and can fix him? "loveline"'s dr. drew, princess leia cuts the challah with queen elsa from "frozen", david beckham is the king of soccer studs and also a quarter chosen, ron jeremy is fully jewish and so is his foot-long buddy, shia labeouf is half a jew but a 100 percent nutty, it's cool that santa claus makes christmas so merry, but we get two jolly fat guys: ice cream's ben & jerry, from new york to iran-ukah, get up and celebrate chanukah, don't mess with us, oh chanukah, let's all get along for chanukah, so drink your jaegerbomb-ukah and smoke your medical-chron-ukah, if you really, really wan-ukah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah