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put on your yarmulke, it's time for chanukah. sounds good, guys!, give it up for the drei-dels, everybody!, once again, it's chanukah. the miracle of chanukah!, chanukah is, the festival of lights. one day of presents?, hell no, we get the eight crazy nights!, but if you still feel like the only kid in town, without a christmas tree, i guess my first two songs didn't do it for ya, so here comes number three!, ross and phoebe from friends, say the chanukah blessing, so does lenny's pal squiggy and will and grace's debra messing!, melissa gilbert and michael landon never mixed meat with dairy, maybe they shoulda called that show, little kosher house on the prairie!, we got jerry lewis, ben stiller, and jack black, tom arnold converted to judaism, but you guys can have him back!, we may not get to kiss, underneath the mistletoe, but we can do it all night long, with deuce bigalow!, i'm jewish!, oh, my god. sweet robbie schneider is here!, put on your yarmulke, here comes chanukah. the guy in willie nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates chanukaaah!, ah, good job, schneider!, what are you talkin' about?!?, all right, now. osama bin laden. boo!, not a big fan of the jews!, well maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match, to gold medalist sarah hughes!, houdini and david blaine escape straightjackets, with such precision, but one thing they could not get out of. their painful circumcision!, gwyneth paltrow's half-jewish, but a full-time oscar winner, jennifer connelly's half-jewish too, and i'd like to put some more in her! whoo!, there's lou reed, perry farrell, beck, and paula abdul, joey ramone invented punk rock music, but first came hebrew school!, hey!, natalie portmanika, it's time to celebrate chanukah, i hope i get an abtronica, on this joyful, toyful chanukah, so get a high colonika, and soil your long-johnnakahs, if you really, really wannakah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah!, buckle up for safety, everybody!
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Artist: adam sandler