she comes home to me

Lyrics

though i have been a fool for love, i have finally made my score, i got a girl, and i don't mean to boast, but she loves me the most, even though she's a highly paid whore, she'll give head to a sheep, she can stuff three cocks in her cheek, but she comes home to me, she'll do the groom and the best man, she'll slap your ass in the back of a van, but she comes home to me, she could fuck nine guys in a row, but still have a tenth for me, and i'm the only one who gets to kiss them lips, unless you pay an extra fifty, so mister, don't you fall in love, cause i'm the only cat who doesn't wear a glove, since her heart belongs to me, she has a throat that just won't quit, she can take all of it, and still have room for your balls, but she shops in the malls for me, she'll say twelve then call back and say one, but i don't care i know it's just work not fun, when she blows you, jack, don't you think she's not thinking of me, she'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsack, but strictly for the cash, and it's only me who doesn't pay a fee, to watch her put a water bottle in her gash, she'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin', but don't you dare try to go antique-ing, cause she does that with me, her pussy's sweet as honey, but when she moans, it's just for the money, unless she's sittin' on me, she'll cram your asshole with a mouse, but she won't do it in our house, tough luck, jack, she knows that don't fly with me, she might eat your wife's box, but she won't tell ya where you left your socks, she rolled up and down your fat prick, but it was me who took her to the meg ryan flick, she's got a face full of nuts, and a mouth full of cocks, she's done seal, larry king, four new kids on the block, she blew the winnepeg jets right after a game, but they never got to know her actual name, on your face she will piss, on your chest she might poop, but she won't prepare her famous vegetable soup, that's simply reserved. oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank ya, but she'll never thank you for free, cause baby. comes home to me. comin' home!