republican party reptile

Lyrics

my cousin pj gets crazy just as much as he can, a real party reptile for a northern man, he's dressed like a republican, he thinks conservative, but he drives faster than i ever did, he's into nuclear power and insider deals, he has a scene with baby oil and heels, he's my favorite politician, when he comes on weird, says i'm not fit for this office let's get out of here, my, my, loves his ma and apple pie, well, well, he's the party's favorite guy, i hope you like it, you know i'm going to take good care of you, i hope you like it, i hope next time you bring your friends with you, he's a drinkin', huntin', shootin', fishin' son of a gun, he knows a surgeon's gonna keep his wife young, got industrial kickbacks in an offshore bank, knows who to stand on and he knows how to thank, i hope you like it, you know i'm going to take good care of you, i hope you like it, i hope next time you bring your friends with you, my, my, loves his ma and apple pie, well, well, he's the party's favorite guy, he likes to come take me for a night with the boys, he talks about the nra and their toys, got an automatic rifle in his pick up truck, he drives me home when he's in no state to walk, my, my, loves his ma and apple pie, well, well, he's the party's favorite guy, i hope you like it, you know i'm going to take good care of you, i hope you like it, i hope next time you bring your friends with you, i hope you like it, love it, like it, i hope you like it, love it, like it