one way ticket

Lyrics

i'm a son-of-a-gun and a dad-gum joker, i'm just a crazy, old laid-back loafer, i got a dog looks like a gopher, and he's been a pretty good friend, play my guitar for the girls i'm meetin', writing the songs from the books i'm readin', i find it odd that i'm breaking even, look at the money i've spent, i'm going through life on a one way ticket, ain't looking back, no, i don't want to miss it, i'm gonna dip my toes in the river of life, got a big bucket list, and before i kick it, gonna buy me a harley and route sixty-six it, got a one way ticket and i'm gonna enjoy the ride, threw a dart at the map and it landed on phoenix, she looked at me like i was from venus, i grabbed the keys and she grabbed a kleenex, i headed off into the night, i'm nothing more than a modern day jonah, in the belly of a whale they call arizona, ordering hot wings and cold coronas, taking one town at a time, i'm going through life on a one way ticket, ain't looking back, no, i don't want to miss it, i'm gonna dip my toes in the river of life, got a big bucket list, and before i kick it, gonna buy me a harley and route sixty-six it, got a one way ticket and i'm gonna enjoy the ride, i'm going through life on a one way ticket, wanna visit new england and sail the pacific, gamble in reno, give frappuccino a try, gonna call up the boss man and tell him to stick it, change the to-do's, to the already did it's, got a one way ticket and i'm gonna enjoy the ride, i got a one way ticket and i'm gonna enjoy the ride, that's right