Nando's Song

Lyrics

I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home  
All of my change I spent on Lou  
Where have his socks gone?  
Niall it's all wrong  
You ate the food we made for 2  
Yeah, I know it's hard to remember that they tried out separately  
It's even harder to picture, they placed at number 3  
Harry loves to get naked, but the boys never mind  
As soon as they got famous, all the fan girls broke down  
Twitcams make me smile  
Someone should tell Niall to hide his profile  
I'd let Larry Stylinson prank call my friends  
Six are: s in Terrance  
Zayn's no pedophile  
I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home  
All of my change I spent on Lou  
Where have his socks gone?  
Niall it's all wrong  
You ate the food we made for 2  
Everytime I read a new fanfic  
Louis munching on some carrot sticks  
Why is Harry's hair always perfect?  
Liam's only got 1 kidney left  
Yeah, we better thank Simon Cowell for making the boys stay  
Louis drove the van so slow  
They got stopped twice that day  
Zayn has such beautiful eyes  
And perfectly coiffed hair  
There are women in Sweden  
Who wouldn't put their shirts down  
Video diaries  
Superman Louis  
Liam love Danielle Pea-zer and  
Zayn loves Perrie  
Niall and his guitar  
Louis and Eleanor  
The kazoo and Harry  
I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home  
All of my change I spent on Lou  
Where have his socks gone?  
Niall it's all wrong  
You ate the food we made for 2  
Zayn should probably work on his dance moves  
Niall is a big fan of the zoo  
Harry used to share a flat with Lou  
Liam won't go near another spoon  
Now I'm at a Nando's