momma wouldn't lie to me

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the kids at school are laughing, because i still believe, in just one night a fat man slides, down everyone's chimney, well that's what momma told me, and momma's always tell the truth, she says do as you should, be real good, and he'll be good to you, momma wouldn't lie to me, momma wouldn't lie to me, santa put the presents underneath our tree, momma wouldn't lie to me, don't ask my big sister, cause she just turned thirteen, she said if you believe you're so naive, and i don't even know what that means, but dad's a whole lot older, and a whole lot smarter too, he wears a reindeer top with googly eyes, how could it not be true, daddy wouldn't lie to me, daddy wouldn't lie to me, santa put the presents underneath our tree, daddy wouldn't lie to me, hey, hey, hey, ho, ho, ho, where you think all the milk and cookies go?, click, click, click, clack, clack, clack, write the man a letter and he'll write you back, ding, ding, ding, bling, bling, bling, last year he gave my mom a diamond ring, me oh me, my oh my, how you think reindeer fly?, christmas eve i couldn't sleep, i thought i heard a noise, so i snuck downstairs and everywhere, were all of my brand new toys, and then i saw my momma, with a cookie in her hand, well if santa's real what's the deal, i don't understand, momma don't you lie to me, momma don't you lie to me, she said this year santa's going gluten free, and momma wouldn't lie to me, hey, hey, hey, ho, ho, ho, it's time we leave a plate of vegetables, click, click, click, clack, clack, clack, write the man a letter and he'll write you back, ding, ding, ding, bling, bling, bling, last year he gave my mom a diamond ring, santa put the presents underneath our tree, momma wouldn't lie to me, daddy wouldn't lie to me, mom and daddy wouldn't lie to me, no, no they wouldn't lie to me