Mexican Cousin

Lyrics

Oh tequila, I turn to you like a long lost friend  
I want to kiss my Mexican cousin once again  
We'll cover every emotion from happiness to sorrow  
And the conversations I forget you'll tell me about tomorrow  
When the phone calls start, am I in bed or in a hearse?  
The things you tell me about myself can't make me feel any worse  
Well I'm awful sorry you got pissed  
Just have to cross you off the list  
of my true friends...  
And tequila's where that starts and where it ends