Mean Old Man

Lyrics

On my own, how could I have known?  
Imagine my surprise.  
Just a fool from a tree full of fools  
Who can't believe his eyes,  
Imagine my surprise?  
  
I was a mean old man,  
I was an ornery cuss,  
I was a dismal Dan,  
I made an awful fuss.  
Ever since my life began, man,  
It was ever thus,  
I was a nasty tyke  
Who was hard to like.  
I had to misbehave,  
I did things in reverse,  
Refused to wash or shave,  
I was horrid to my nurse.  
I got back what I gave  
Which only made me worse,  
I had to have my way  
Which was bleak and gray.  
  
Oh dear, living in here,  
One hundred years of rain.  
Such a drag, this riches to rags  
With just myself to blame,  
A dirty low-down shame.  
  
Silly me, silly old me,  
Somewhere outside my mind.  
Clever you walking me through,  
Willing to lead the blind  
Just in the nick of time.  
  
Who gets a second chance?  
Who gets to have some fun?  
Who gets to learn to dance  
Before his race is run?  
Who gets to shed his skin?  
Who comes up born again?  
Who was a mean old man  
Till you turned him into  
A golden retriever puppy dog?  
  
Who's a good boy?