mama's gettin' ready for christmas

Lyrics

yeah, we all know it's comin', every year, thanksgivin' day, we're gonna wish we hadn't, but we all come over anyway, and it's nice to see the family, and lord, her cookin's great, but when she starts a'hummin' on jingle bells, we know there ain't no escape, 'cause mama's gettin' ready for christmas, and you better stay out of her way, she's got a a million lights, a ton of decorations, and they gotta go up today, yeah, there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out, she's gonna have a job for you, mama's gettin' ready for christmas, so you better get ready too, now she's the queen of redneck christmas, at least that's what my daddy thinks, while he's climbin' up the ladder with an eight foot santa, that laughs and waves and blinks, last year my brother bill almost got killed, wirin' up that artificial tree, and when i get done with these stupid plastic reindeer, that's the last that woman's gonna see of me, i bet you that!, mama's gettin' ready for christmas, and you better stay out of her way, she's got a a million lights, a ton of decorations, and they gotta go up today, naw, there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out, she's gonna have a job for you, mama's gettin' ready for christmas, so you better get ready too, aw, the front yard's gonna look like las vegas, and folks will come from near and far, 'cause everybody knows when she throws that switch, christmas is about to start, yeah, mama's gettin' ready for christmas, and you better stay out of her way, she's got a a million lights, a ton of decorations, and they gotta go up today, naw, there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out, she's gonna have a job for you, yeah, mama's gettin' ready for christmas, so you better get ready too, i said my mama's gettin' ready for christmas, merry christmas everybody!, so you better get ready too