Making Plans For Nigel

Lyrics

We're only making plans for Nigel  
We only want what's best for him  
We're only making plans for Nigel  
Nigel just needs this helping hand  
  
And if young Nigel says he's happy  
He must be happy  
He must be happy in his work  
  
We're only making plans for Nigel  
He has his future in a British steel  
We're only making plans for Nigel  
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed  
  
And if young Nigel says he's happy  
He must be happy  
He must be happy in his work  
  
Nigel is not outspoken  
But he likes to speak  
And loves to be spoken to  
  
Nigel is happy in his work  
We're only making plans for Nigel