Little Suzzie Shallow Throat

Lyrics

Little Susie Shallow Throat  
  
Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely  
All the girls all made fun of her at school  
'Cause no matter how she tried  
She could not get a dick inside  
Her shallow throat  
Shallow throat  
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big  
Cucumbers and sausages  
They just would not fit  
She tried 'em all  
The football team all tried to give her lessons  
She practiced but she threw up on the coach  
Not one man on the squad  
Ever shot his wad in Susie's throat  
Shallow throat  
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big  
Cucumbers and sausages  
They just would not fit  
She tried 'em all  
The drum major was a boy named Slick  
Who had a very little bitty dick  
She licked it sucked and stroked it  
'til Slick thought she might choke  
He never knew  
She had a shallow throat  
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big  
Cucumbers and sausages  
They just would not fit  
She tried 'em all  
She finally learned to deep throat after all  
Since she met Slick she's really had a ball  
But Slick he's kind of lonesome  
With Susie and the kid  
'Cause though his dick just fits her throat  
Her pussy's much too big