liquid courage

Lyrics

, i am twenty-five, single, anti-social, and just a touch neurotic when it comes to meeting women, i don't know what to do, tonight i'm determined to have a conversation, i'm so sick of all this loneliness and sexual frustration, i'm gonna talk to her now, but i don't know how, why am i so full of fear?, i guess i'll have another beer, gimme some of that liquid courage, if i'm gonna chase her, gotta get a little braver, some liquid courage, add a little zip, put some swagger in my step, some liquid courage, coming out swinging, everybody hear me singing now, i'm the one to beat, i'm the one to beat, i am a soldier trained at fort benning, i originally joined because they said they'd pay for college, i did not think it through, tonight i'm expected to rejoin my regiment, and march into the night to fight some arbitrary battle, in this stupid bloody war that will benefit nobody, except the rich and powerful and maybe not even them, do i slip off this bar stool and swim across that river, make a run for it. before they find out i blew?, what am i gonna do?, gimme some of that liquid courage, if i'm gonna chase it, gotta get a little braver, some liquid courage, add a little zip, put some swagger in my step, some liquid courage, coming out swinging, everybody hear me singing now, i'm the one to beat, i'm the one to beat, now i'm the one to beat, i'm the one to beat, struggling with my decision, lower all my inhibitions, get myself some extra ammunition, fortify my disposition, and if i'm wrong?, and if i'm wrong?, if it's something i should not have done?, gimme some of that liquid courage, if i'm gonna chase it, gotta get a little braver, some liquid courage, add a little zip, put some swagger in my step, some liquid courage, coming out swinging, everybody hear me singing now, i'm the one to beat, i'm the one to beat, now i'm the one to beat, i'm the one to beat, now i'm the one to beat, i'm the one to beat, one more beer and i'm the one to beat