I'll Sue Ya

Lyrics

I sued Taco Bell  
Cause I ate half a million Chalupas  
And I got fat!  
  
I sued Panasonic  
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave  
To dry off my cat  
  
Huh, I sued Earth link  
Cause I called them up  
And they had the nerve to put me on hold  
  
I sued Starbucks  
Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap  
And br, it was cold!  
  
I sued Toys"are"Us  
Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball  
And nearly choked to death  
  
Ugh, I sued Petco  
Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter  
And now I got bad breath!  
  
I sued Coca-Cola, yo  
Cause I put my finger down in a bottle  
And it got stuck!  
  
I sued Delta Airlines  
Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey  
I went there, and it sucked!  
  
Yeah!  
  
If you stand me up on a date  
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late  
  
I'm gonna sue, sue  
Yes, I'm gonna sue  
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do  
I'm gonna sue, sue  
Yes, I'm gonna sue  
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!  
  
Ugh!  
  
I sued Duracell  
They never told me not to shove that double-A  
Right up my nose  
  
I sued Home Depot  
Cause they sold me a hammer  
Which they knew I might drop on my toes  
  
I sued Dell Computers  
Cause I took a bath with my laptop  
Now it doesn't work  
  
I sued Fruit of the Loom  
Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head  
I look like a jerk  
  
I sued Verizon  
Cause I get all depressed  
Any time my cell phone is roaming  
  
I sued Colorado  
Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much  
Like Wyoming  
  
I sued Neiman Marcus  
Cause they put up their Christmas decorations  
Way out of season  
  
I sued Ben Affleck  
  
Aw, do I even need a reason?  
  
Ugh!  
  
If I sprain my ankle  
While I'm robbing your place  
  
If I hurt my knuckles  
When I punch you in the face  
  
I'm gonna sue, sue  
Yes, I'm gonna sue  
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do  
I'm gonna sue, sue  
Yes, I'm gonna sue  
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you  
  
Ugh!  
Ugh!  
Ugh!  
  
I'll sue ya!  
I'll take all of your money  
I'll sue ya!  
If you even look at me funny  
  
I'll sue ya!  
I'll take all of your money  
I'll sue ya!  
If you even look at me funny  
  
I'll sue ya!  
I'll take all of your money  
I'll sue ya!  
If you even look at me funny  
  
I'll sue ya!  
I'll take all of your money  
I'll sue ya!  
If you even look at me funny  
  
I'll sue ya!  
Ha-ha ha ha-ha  
I'll sue ya!  
What'chall think of that?  
  
I'll sue ya!  
Ha-ha ha ha-ha  
Boo ya!  
I'll sue ya!  
  
Ugh!