hero: heimlich

Lyrics

ahh. we're in a nice family restaurant, somebody's grandma's choking on a lamb chop, there's panic in the air as nana's face turns blue, the busboy screams in spanish "what the fuck do we do?", we need a hero who's gonna do it, we need a hero to clean out her windpipe, we need a hero who's down with heimlich, we need a hero to save the day, yeah, so i slap my napkin down on the table, and i get a fucking standing ovation, another guy gets up and says he's a doctor, i say, "sit the fuck down i got this shit", then i wrap my arms around grandma's chest, and i look her grandkids deep in the eyes, then right away. then right away i break all her ribs, because i don't know what i'm doing, grandma!, what the fuck was that? after every joke.