he's the new guy

Lyrics

, he's the new guy, you can't trust him, he's a bad guy, even when he's nice, just because you've seen him, show an ounce of vulnerability, do you think that means, he has some secret heart of gold?, sure there was that one scene, where he pooped his pants in front of you, and by scene i mean he made a scene, well i for one ain't sold!, he's the new guy, not easily reformed by, some quirky girl he met at work, just because now he, become a series regular, and by season regular i mean, he eats bran in the spring, doesn't mean the show is now called, 'rich and pompous lawyer', and by show i mean his favorite show, which by the way is 'wings'!?, screw the new guy, well, i did that and that's how i know, that he hasn't changed a bit, he's an evil sociopath who's, tricked you into liking him, why else do you think that, i'm singing this reprise?, and by singing this reprise i mean, whatever just don't think about it, let's sue the new guy, hub bub, hub bub!, hub bub, hub bub!, hub bub, hub bub!, hub bub, hub bub!, hub bub, hub bub!, hub bub, hub bub!, hey, what's a reprise?, darryl shut up!