fuckton of cats

Lyrics

, it's come to this, like i knew it would, since i'm now, single for good, i know just what, i gotta do, i gotta go get myself, a fuckton of cats!, a fuckton of cats!, a fuckton of cats!, way too many cats!, when you're a permanent bachelorette, it's mandatory that you go out and get, a fuckton of cats!, oh yeah!, i walk myself down to the lonely lady cat store, the smell is overwhelming inside, this is the future smell of my house, it's the smell of my dreams that have died, i walk up to the cat shelf, where the cats are labeled big and small, the sales lady asks, "is there one you like?", and i state, "i'll take them all!", i want a fuckton of cats!, meow! a fuckton of cats!, gimme a fuckton of cats!, meow! a fuckton of cats! meow!, the sales lady's pumped, she's closing early, and heading home to her sad walk-up apartment, filled with her own fuckton of cats!, meow, meow, meow, that she got at a discount, meow, meow, meow, 'cause she works at the cat store, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, why have cats, over time, become, synonymous with loneliness?, we gotta work on our collective image, we need a new publicist, the ironic part is we're not that friendly, if you're lonely, we might make it worse, also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day, have you considered getting a dog?, nope! i want a fuckton of you guys!, okay, we warned you, a fuckton of cats!, we're gonna ruin your couch, there's a lot of evidence that, organisms in cat poop make you crazy, yes, we saw that article in the atlantic, and then we peed on the atlantic, but i still want a fuckton of cats!