fit hot guys have problems too

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, one!, two!, one, two, three, four!, we know what people think when we see us, that we're so hot, it's insane, ane! ane! ane!, when we exit a pool, we do it in slow-motion, but that don't mean we can't complain, 'cause fit hot guys have problems, too, don't look at us, we're not dancing for you, this is our quiet personal time to reflect, we have almost no body fat, but we're too bummed out to talk about that, i know we look so much better than you, but fit hot guys have problems, too, uh!, everyone is at our sexual mercy, be them a mister, or miss, miss! miss! miss!, but when we're down on our knees, no one has sympathy, because they only see this, and this and this and this and this and this, but what about this?, 'cause fit hot guys have problems, too, don't look at us, we're not dancing for you, it's just hard to process emotions with our clothes on, our pecs are perfect, but we have bad days, so don't objectify us with your male and female gaze, we have childhood traumas just like you, 'cause fit hot guys have problems, too, uh!, give us back our shirts, you monsters!, yeah, what is wrong with you?, come on, guys!, uh, josh?, no!, are you actually here? like, in reality?, yeah, this is my new job. i'm a go-go dancer at this club, that's what you meant by volunteer fireman. okay, got it, you wanna join our imaginary song and dance?, sure, 'cause fit hot guys have problems, too, don't look at us, we're not dancing for you, leave us alone, because we have to twerk out our sad, we're expressing our pain through the art of dance, but we'll express so much better without these pants, there's so much pressure when you're a fit hot guy, so just let us ugly cry! let us ugly cry!