everythings better with beer

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, cold beer, get your cold beer, fresco your tonsils, give your tongue a sleigh ride, cold beer, had a fight with your spouse?, got a game to watch?, got a show to watch?, everything always goes better with beer, fought with your spouse and feel like a louse?, just hope to god there's a beer in the house, she'll have a good cry and feel much better, and so will he when his tonsils are wetter, 'cause everything's better, everything's better, everything's better with beer, are you beat at the end of each day?, are the bills piling up and the sky always gray?, does your team just suck, always down in the cellar?, have you always been a really bad speller?, are you lonely, are you bored, is your home a big mess?, were you dragged to this show?, come on, man, confess, here's my advice to you, and to you, what you need is a brew, maybe two, beer, my friends, take heed, a beer, is just what you need, now it should be clear, that everything's better, everything's better, everything's better with beer, we got amber and lager, pilsner and stout, we got mexican beer with lime, grab a dear friend or whoever's about, and let's party and have a good time, put some grain with yeast in the middle east, all these crazy wars might eventually cease, that's right, i'm talking about world peace, even albert, at the end of the day, always called for "ein stein", he was a smarty, but he knew how to party, so let's follow his lead, we all know what we need, 'cause everything's better, everything's better, everything's better with beer, beer beer beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer beer beer, ladies and gentlemen in the theater tonight, i tried to convince the producers to place a six-pack underneath each of your seats, but they said something about liability or minors or some licensing issues, anyway, in lieu of that, i'd like to take a moment to console anyone here who may not have had a beer before the show, to you, having to watch this performance cold sober, to poor souls anywhere around the globe who haven't had a beer today, this one's for you. beer, my friends, take heed, a beer is just what you need, by now it should be clear, that everything's better, everything's better, everything's better with beer