Deer In The Headlights

Lyrics

Met a girl in the parking lot,  
And all I did was say hello.  
Her pepper spray made it rather hard  
For me to walk her home,  
But I guess that's the way it goes.  
  
[Chorus]  
Tell me again was it love at first sight  
When I walked by and you caught my eye.  
Didn't you know love could shine this bright?  
Well smile because you're the deer in the headlights.  
  
Met a girl with a graceful charm,  
But when beauty met the beast he froze.  
Got the sense I was not her type  
By a black eye and bloody nose,  
But I guess that's the way it goes.  
  
[Chorus]  
  
It's suffocating to say,  
But the female mystique takes my breath away.  
So give me a smile or give me a sneer,  
'Cause I'm trying to guess here.  
  
[Chorus]  
  
Tell me again was it love at first sight  
When I walked by and you caught my eye.  
Didn't you know love could shine this bright?  
If life was a game, you would never play nice.  
If love was a beam, you'd be blind in both eyes.  
Put your sunglasses on 'cause you're a deer in the headlights.  
  
You're the deer in the headlights.  
You're the deer in the headlights.