come to the supermarket (in old peking)

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if you want a fancy fan, or a turkey born in turkey-stan, or a slave that's awf'lly african, or a teapot early ming, come to the supermarket in old peking. if you want to buy a kite, or a pup to keep you up at night, or a dwarf who used to know snow white, or a frog who loves to sing, come to the supermarket in old peking. they have: sunflow'r cakes, moonbeam cakes, gizzard cakes, lizard cakes, pickled eels, pickle snakes, fit for any king, if you want a bust of jade, or an egg that's more or less decayed, or in case you care to meet a maid, for a nice but naughty fling, come to the supermarket, if you come on an ostrich, you can park it, so come to the supermarket, and see pe-, king. if you want a gong to beat, or a rickshaw with a sassy seat, or a painting slightly indiscreet, that is simply riveting, come to the supermarket and see peking. well, if you want some calico, or a gentle water buffalo, glow worm guaranteed to glow, or a cloak inclined to cling, come to the supermarket in old peking. they have bird's-nest soup, seaweed soup, noodle soup, poodle soup, talking crows with the croup, almost anything. if you want to buy a saw, or a fish delicious when it's raw, or a pill to kill your moth'r-in-law, or a bee without a sting, come to the supermarket, if you come on a turtle, you can park it, so come to the supermarket, if you come on a goose, you can park it, so come to the supermarket, and see, pe-, king!