buttload of cats

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, it's come to this, like i knew it would, since i'm now single for good, i know just what i gotta do, i gotta go get myself a buttload of cats, a buttload of cats!, a buttload of cats, way too many cats, when you're a permanent bachelorette, it's mandatory that you go out and get, a buttload of cats, oh, yeah!, i walk myself down to the lonely lady cat store, the smell is overwhelming inside, this is the future smell of my house, it's the smell of my dreams that have died, i walk up to the cat shelf, where the cats are labeled big and small, the saleslady asks, "is there one you like?", and i state, "i'll take them all!", i want a buttload of cats, meow, a buttload of cats, give me a buttload of cats, meow, a buttload of cats, meow, the saleslady's pumped, she's closin' early, and headed home to her sad walk-up apartment, filled with her own buttload of cats, meow meow meow, that she got at a discount, meow meow meow, 'cause she works at the cat store, meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow, why have cats over time become, synonymous with loneliness?, we gotta work on our collective image, we need a new publicist, the ironic part is, we're not that friendly, if you're lonely, we might make it worse, also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day, have you considered getting a dog?, nope, i want a buttload of you guys, okay, we warned you, a buttload of cats!, we're gonna ruin your couch, there's a lot of evidence that organisms in cat poop make you crazy, yes, we saw that article in the atlantic. and then we peed on the atlantic, but i still want a buttload of cats