Anything Goes

Lyrics

In olden days a glimpse of stocking  
Was looked on as something shocking  
Now heaven knows, anything goes  
  
Good authors too who once knew better words  
Now only use four letter words writing prose  
Anything goes  
  
The world has gone mad today  
And good's bad today  
And black's white today  
And day's night today  
When most guys today that women prize today  
Are just silly gigolos  
  
So though I'm not a great romancer  
I know that you're bound to answer  
When I propose, anything goes