a fine romance

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a fine romance, with no kisses, a fine romance, my friend this is, we should be like a couple of hot tomatoes, but you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes, a fine romance, you won't nestle, a fine romance, you won't wrestle, i might as well play bridge, with my old maid aunt, i haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance, a fine romance, my good fellow, you take romance, i'll take jello, you're calmer than the seals, in the arctic ocean, at least they flap their fins, to express emotion, a fine romance with no quarrels, with no insults and all morals, i've never mussed the crease, in your blue serge pants, i never get the chance, this is a fine romance