7 foot man

Lyrics

we just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax, i'm the 7 foot man, i've commited no crime, bumping my head into doorways, it happens all the time, i'm 7 feet tall, and i repeat, they dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet, i'm 7 feet tall, and i dont play basketball, i'm 7 feet tall, but i'm still just a man, so of course it hurts me a lot, when i walk into the ceiling fan, small people say i wish i was him, but its been nine years since i've had a trim, the barber says, i cant reach the top of his head, 7 foot man, i cannot hide, 7 foot man, i know cause i've tried, 7 foot man, my last girlfriend died, because my penis, is 7 foot wide!!, so the next time you see me, walking around, and my head is right about to hit a tree branch, tell me to duck down, and i'll pay you back, soon you will see, by getting you frisbee down from that tree, i do what i can, i'm the 7 foot man, 7 foot man, 7 foot man