Tere Behan Aur Bhai Lagte Hai Mujhe Kasai (Parody)

Roman script

tere behan aur bhai mujhe lagte hain kasai 
kya pream ki batti jalne denge nahin 
ari bol sabbo bol sangam hoga ke nahin 
nahin kabhi nahin 
teen meri behane aur char mere bhai 
saato hi mere amma babab ki kamai 
aankho jo dikhlayega to karenge dhulaai 
le ja wapis aake teri ye lugaai 
kaise padhu main pyaar ka pahada 
kar diya tumne mera kabada 
socha tha ki shaadi karke aish karenge 
socha tha ki shaadi karke aish karenge 
pyaar wala check hum kaish karenge 
haan pyaar wala check hum kaish karenge
haan ji haan oye oye haan ji haan oye oye 
na na na na naare naare naare 
na na na na naare naare naare 
na na na na naare naare naare 
bachha bachha jehar lage 
bachha bachha jehar lage 
laai hai inhe dahej mein inhe 
kaahe tu baau ghar se 
allah re allah re 
ho in sasuro ko dekha toh aisa laga 
in sasuro ko dekha toh aisa laga 
jaise kaanto ke jhaad jaise zahar ke pahad 
jaise dengu bukhaar jaise bichu ke haar 
jaise rawan ke roop jaise neem ka soup 
jaise dushman ne di ho koi baduaan ho 
tujhe pitne ko dil karta hai 
ho ghochu tujhe pitne ko dil karta hai 
jo bhi munh mein aaye woh bakta hai 
tujhe pitne ko dil karta hai 
saat ullu pade pade ghoore humko khade khade 
saat ullu pade pade ghoore humko khade khade 
sach sach main kehti hun sun lo aji sun lo aji 
gadenge tambu yahin pe sabhi raat bhar muye 
raat bhar muye milne na de 
deede dikhaye bade bade 
kambakhton kambakhton futo kahin 
miyaan biwi ko chodke 
khele kabaddi arman dil mein 
aao ghusedu tumhe saapon ke bil me 
khatiya ke neeche kya hai 
khatiya ke niche 
parde ke piche kya hai 
parde ke piche
ho khatiya ke niche bhai 
parde ke piche behna 
ye meri aankh ke taare 
ye mera ghar ka gehna 
haayo rabba main kya karun kahaan maru
chup chup chup chup chup chup 
chup chup chup chup chup chup 
are chup 
o didi bolo na ye kundi kholo naa
ke bablu rota hai guddu nahin sota hai 
ke chinki ladti hai mujhe tang karti hai 
ke chutki darti hai ke 
ki dekho chintu ko khasi aati hai 
o didi bolo na ye kundi kholo naa
o didi bolo na ye kundi kholo naa