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ek tha scientist nam uska khurana

thoda sa bhulakkad thoda sa pagla

pachhis sal se khoj raha tha divana 

budhe ko jawan banane kaa formula

aao chale dekhe yeh aankho dekha hal

khurana key formula ne kiya kaise kamal

bas ek bund aur umar kam ho jaye pachhis sal

badak kaa ban gaya dekho anda kamal

formula kaa raj jante sirf khurana

key do hi khas ek secretary kavita dusra tota 

jo bolta jhakkas bolta tota aaisa khilauna tha 

jiska kam khurana ko sab kuchh yad dilana tha

par kavita aisi secretary thi 

jo karne wali khurana se gaddari thi

khurana ki thi wish formula jaye bharat sarkar ko

lekin kavita chali batane 

khurana key judwe bhayi underworld key don ko

don kaa bada beta baljit 

beiman aur lalach me tha

inse miliye don ki dusri paidaish sunny

north indian ghar me south indian dish

shak hamesha don ko khata tha

sunny uska beta nahi ho sakta yeh khayal aata tha

uski dono ki biwi marte huye shayad yeh chah

rahi thi kehna key sunny uske 

aur unke padosi subramaniam ki 

ek bhul kaa hai gehna baljit ne kiya bap se dhoka diya 

chinese gang ko formula kharidne kaa mauka

chinese gang ne diya pachas carode advance aur tin din me 

baljit ko formula dene kaa chance

abb yeh formula jhuth fareb ko 

rakhte hain side me aur luv story ko 

lete hain mind me college me padhta bhi aur 

cantin me karta kam bilkul simple chokra karan uska nam

duniya me akela ekdum lonely 

cantin wala murga toh wahi uska family

sirf sunny kya sara college tanya peh marta hain

karan bhi toh usse chip chip key pyar karta hain

iss tarah huyi dosti ki shuruwat 

karan ne chaha kuchh aage kare bat

birthday kaa bahana karke bulaya khane peh

tanya bhi razi huyi dinner key liye aane peh

biryani banaya candle jalaya karan 

karne laga waiting pant kharida shirt laya tanya ne 

ki karan ki birthday shopping

bas milne hi wale the abb dono key 

mann jab bitch me aa gaye sare vilain

scientist ne dala formula tijori key andar

phir tijori kaa code bola tote key bhitar

tab aaya baljit formula pane gaddari 

apne chacha peh jatane baljit ko 

chakma deke scientist bhaga tota leke

tab aaya baljit key samajh me key formula hain 

band tijori me aur band tijori kaa

code hain bolte tote me baljit ne 

sab ko sath khitcha aur kiya scientist

kaa pitcha tab padi scientist ki najar 

tanya key purse se giri huyi 

chizo peh kuchh reh gaya piche 

najdik jake dekha toh credit 

card tha tanya kaa nam bhi likha tha niche

aage jake tanya ko huwa yeh ehsas 

ek insan hain pareshan jau uske pass

soch key aaisa tanya ne gadi u turn me ghumayi

aur phir dekh samne kaa najara 

woh buri tarah ghabrayi

baljit ki bhi aankh ladki peh padi

samajh gaya woh galti ho gayi badi

ladki ne khun karte huye dekh liya hain usko

pakadna padega abhi isase pehle

key woh bataye kisiko wohi dekha credit card 

scientist key hath me jaan gaya tota hain kisi 

tanya key sath me ab pakadna padega 

do ladkiyo ko ek hi rat me jiske pass hain tota aur 

jisne dekh hain khun hota dekh key tanya ki photo ko 

baljit key dimag ki khul gayi khidki

jisne dekha khun aur jiske 

pass hain tota woh ek hi hain ladki

darkar tanya gayi police station 

par waha pehle se hi baitha tha dushman

chupke chupke tanya ne suni inspector aur baljit ki bat

socha chodna padega usko apna ghar usi rat

intzar karte karte thak gaya karan

par uske ghar nahi aayi tanya uss rat

toh karan aaya tanya key ghar socha key 

aisi kya ho gayi bat honi key iss khel se karan tha 

anjan pahuncha tanya key ghar par ho nahi saki 

usse mulakat tanya apne bhayi golu ko lekar 

nikal gayi rat key andhkar me chodke karan ki luv story 

bitch majhdhar me us rat key bad karan ne bahut dhundha 

idhar udhar left right kahi nahi mili tanya woh ho 

gayi out of sight

iss tarah lovers key bitch me ho gayi judayi

kya phir aage mil payenge tum hi dekho bhayi

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