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Haan…

Mushkil hai apna meil priye

Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye

Mushkil hai apna meil priye

Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye

MA first division tum

Main huaa metric fail priye, fail priye

Mushkil hai apna meil priye

Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye

Haunnn haunnn…

Tum afsar baabu ki beti

Main frustration ka beta hoon

Tum rabdi kheer malaai ho

Main tossa tus separate’aa hoon

Main tossa tus separate’aa hoon

Tum AC ghar mein rehti ho

Main ped ke neeche leta hoon

Tum nayi maruti lagti ho

Main scooter Lambretta hoon

Haan scooter Lambretta hoon

Arey issi kadar hum chhup chhupkar

Aapas mein prem badhayenge

To ek roz tere daddy amrish puri ban jaayenge

Aa hmmm…

Sab haddi pasli tod priye

Bhijwa denge wo jail priye

Mushkil hai apna meil priye

Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye

Arrehy…

Tum deewali ka bonus ho

Main bhookhon ki hadtaal

Tum Idris ki Biryani ho

Main kankad waali Daal

Tum tum tum hiyan chatri bharti ho

Main hoon kachuve ki chaal

Tu chandan van ki lakdi ho

Main hoon babool ki chhaal

Main hoon babool ki chhaal

Main pake aam sa latka hoon

Mat maar mujhe gulel priye

Mushkil hai apna meil priye

Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye

Hoye hoye…

Main shanidev jaisa kuroop

Tum komal kanchan kaaya ho

Main tann se mann se koyla hoon

Tum maha chanchala maaya ho

Tum nirmal paavan Ganga

Main jalta huaa patanga

Tum raaj ghaat ka shanti *

Main Hindu-Muslim danga

Tum ho poonam ka Tajmahal

Main kaali gufa Ajanta ki

Tum ho vardaan vidhaata ka

Main ghalti hoon * ki

Tum nayi videshi mixy ho

Main patthar ka sir-patta

Tum AK 47 jaisi

Main to ek desi katta

Haan desi desi katta

Tum mukt sherni jungle ki

Main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu

Arey suno, arey suno

Arey suno suno suno suno na piya

Tu hansi Madhuri Dixit ki

Main policeman ki gaali

Main dhaabe ki dhaanche jaisa

Tum paanch sitaara hotel

Main Mahua ka desi tharra

Tum Red Label ki botal

Tum MTV ka madhur geet

Main DD 2 ki jhaani hoon

Tum vishwa-sundari si kamaal

Main * chhaap kabaadi ho

Tum satta ki maharani ho

Main *

Tum Kohli ka virat shatak

Main follow-on ki paari hoon

Mujhe * hi rehne do

Mann khelo mujhse khel priye

Das manzil se gir jaaunga

Mat aage mujhe dhakel priye

Mushkil hai apna meil priye

Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye… (x3)

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