Lyrics

I wanna be an alcoholic

I wanna be co-drug dependent

I wanna be sedated most of the time

I wanna sing, I wanna dance

I wanna pass out and wet my pants

I wanna be an alcoholic man

Song details

Artist: NOFX

Writer(s): Michael John Burkett

Album: The Longest EP

Release information: compilation: "The Longest EP" (2010)