Bhai Hai Lyrics

Roman script

Tere bhai ka naam kya hai
Bali, enzo beat toh bajaa

Daal ke ye chhalla muh mein, poora din mohalla ghume

Saath jaane bolta hai, roz isko talla du main

Kyuki mujhe malum hai ye milte hi bolega

Ki bhai bandi dilwa de, jaise dalla hu main

Kitni baar bola hai, raat ko phone mat kariyo

Raat ke teen baje bakch*di ke form mat bhariyo

Ek din mere bhai, tu mera murder karwa dega

Jab bhi ghar se call aaye, please moan mat kariyo

Aanh, kar raha hai gaali khaane waale kaam

Maarte hue leke jaun samalkha se kale khan

Apna pet bharne ka tujhe mauka toh mile

Bhai party, bhai party, kabhi tohfa bhi toh de

Baatein karta breakup wali muh banakе ye lugaai wala

Apni gang chhod ke tu bhi kaha hi ja raha

Poora din merе ghar pada rehta jamaai saala

Khoon se bhi gadha apna beer wala bhaichara

Baatein iski saari hawai hai

Jaisa bhi hai, jaisa bhi hai bhos*ika bhai hai

Jab bhi muh khola isne maa hi chu*ai hai

Jaisa bhi hai, jaisa bhi hai bhos*ika bhai hai

Jitni pee usse jyada giraai hai

Jaisa bhi hai, jaisa bhi hai bhos*ika bhai hai

Iske khilaaf maine deni gawahi hai

Jaisa bhi hai,, bhai hai

Abey aisa kaise bol raha hai, mera bhai ni hai (saale)

Teri aisi konsi baat hai jo chhupai ni hai

Yaad kar, massage lene gaya tu

Spa wali didi bhi sharma rahi thi, 

Massage toh karaai ni hai

Baat-baat pe baap bole, liya godi hai?

Bring your backch*di, bhai byob hai

Hass hass ke joke pe mere laal ho gaya tha

Yaad kar tujhe thailand mein pyaar ho gaya tha

Ye marwayega bhench*d bhai wo ladki ni ladka tha

Hawa chali, dikha kundi wala darwaza

Pichha kiya maine dekha ladko wale stall mein 

Susu karne gaye, unka nalka tha

Tere alawa bhai sab feeka hai (sab kuchh)

Sab kuchh tere se toh seekha hai (tu hi hai)

Tere liye bhai mai toh bandi chhod du

Bas tu wo ni de sakta, waise uska bhi tareeka hai

Baatein iski saari hawai hai

Jaisa bhi hai, jaisa bhi hai bhos*ika bhai hai

Jab bhi muh khola isne maa hi chu*ai hai

Jaisa bhi hai, jaisa bhi hai bhos*ika bhai hai

Jitni pee usse jyada giraai hai

Jaisa bhi hai, jaisa bhi hai bhos*ika bhai hai

Iske khilaaf maine deni gawahi hai

Jaisa bhi hai.. Bhai hai